Posts tagged as: president-obama

Obama Warned Us – Familiar

Obama Warned Us – Familiar

“It’s like that movie Groundhog Day — except it’s not funny.” — President Obama on the attempts to dismantle Obamacare @BarackObama “So it’s exactly like that movie Groundhog Day.” Send to Kindle

Compromises

Compromises

Sources report that the networks refused to give President Obama a primetime hour to brag about reaching his goal for Obamacare enrollment. So… we have to settle for only hearing about it 23 hours a day? Send to Kindle

Obama corrects record for inmate given extra prison time over typo in paperwork

Obama corrects record for inmate given extra prison time over typo in paperwork

President Obama has shaved a few years off the sentence of a federal inmate who mistakenly received a longer prison term because of a typo — a typo that would have meant three-and-a-half more years in prison if it hadn’t been caught.

New Euphemism for a Dead Parrot – “He’s Seen the Panel”

New Euphemism for a Dead Parrot – “He’s Seen the Panel”

At a Rose Garden press conference, President Obama said America’s health care system is “a lot better”. Oh, *I* get it – kinda like when you say someone’s in a “better” place while delivering a eulogy. Send to Kindle

Weekend Open Thread/Tip Jar Request

Weekend Open Thread/Tip Jar Request

Hey y’all. Got a lot on my plate this weekend but wanted to send a quick note to let you know there will likely be some changes soon which may allow me more time to blog than I’ve had in the last couple of years. ? I’ve really struggled over that time to balance personal responsibilities with my number one passions – political/pop culture writing both here and on social media, and ? found…

“Precedent” Just Means You Already Made That Mistake Once

“Precedent” Just Means You Already Made That Mistake Once

During a press conference at The Hague, President Obama said there is “precedent” for not using military force against Russia. Set, I believe, by Neville Chamberlain. Send to Kindle

The Prudent Thing to Do

The Prudent Thing to Do

Top executives from Facebook, Google and other tech giants met with President Obama in DC to discuss “issues of privacy, technology, and intelligence.” Hope they swept their offices for bugs after they got back. Send to Kindle

He’ll Need a Passport

He’ll Need a Passport

White House staffers have leaked that President Obama is already planning an August vacation at Martha’s Vineyard. By which time Putin will likely have already forced them to hold a referendum to join Russia. Send to Kindle

The thrill is gone: networks refuse prime time slot for Obama speech

The thrill is gone: networks refuse prime time slot for Obama speech

**Posted by Phineas Feeling rejected. Oh, how this must pain the soul of our Narcissist in Chief. Remember the halcyon days of Hope and Change in his first term, when it seemed like he was making a national address every week? Joint sessions of Congress, prime time press conferences, the networks just couldn’t get enough Obama. Someone cue B.B. King, because the thrill is gone , baby: White House officials sought valuable primetime air for a rare, impromptu Tuesday night address to tout the accomplishment of signing up more than 7 million people under the Affordable Care Act. But network officials refused to make the kind of accommodation they did previously for the announcement that Osama Bin Laden had…

That’s One Way of Putting It

That’s One Way of Putting It

Shortly after arriving in Europe, President Obama reminded our allies that the US is “moving toward a leaner military”. Apparently his cheery euphemism for “hope you like borscht and vodka”. Send to Kindle

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