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Random Thoughts: Fracking, Ban Bossy, and Dr. Who

Random Thoughts: Fracking, Ban Bossy, and Dr. Who

What if fracking causes California to break off the continent and float out into the sea? Seems worth a try. I tend to fall asleep sometime before midnight on New Years and then wake up grabbing people and screaming, “What year is it?!” If you haven’t hired Edward James Olmos to be your spokesman on fracking, you obviously don’t truly care much about the issue. 1st step for a Rand Paul presidential run would be for him to put his father in a retirement home with lots of activities to keep him busy. It’s not enough to donate millions of your own money ; you have to be for confiscating other people’s …

Batkid’s Oscar plans crushed

Batkid’s Oscar plans crushed

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Armpit Billboard Nixed After New Jersey Objects to Dove Deodorant Ad

Armpit Billboard Nixed After New Jersey Objects to Dove Deodorant Ad

Dove soap has ditched its armpit billboard after New Jersey residents made a stink over the “offensive” and “insulting” nature of the advertisement.

Army Disqualifies 588 Soldiers From Sensitive Jobs After Assault Probe

Army Disqualifies 588 Soldiers From Sensitive Jobs After Assault Probe

The Army has disqualified 588 soldiers who held sensitive positions such as recruiters and sexual assault counselors after a review that showed those people had previous infractions for things like sexual assault, child abuse, and drunken driving.

Wis. Nat’l Guard member’s jokes about military funerals spark outrage

Wis. Nat’l Guard member’s jokes about military funerals spark outrage

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Connecticut Gun Law Ignored as Thousands Don’t Register AR-15s

Connecticut Gun Law Ignored as Thousands Don’t Register AR-15s

The Connecticut gun law passed in the wake of the Sandy Hook school massacre is reportedly being ignored by many state residents, leaving thousands of AR-15s and other assault rifles unregistered.

Ripe for Mocking: The NGO Community

Ripe for Mocking: The NGO Community

(Steven Hayward) Fans of This Is Spinal Tap , Waiting for Guffman , Best in Show , and similar “mockumentaries” will be delighted to learn that someone has trained their cinematic sarcasm on the NGO community. ? Long overdue: the entire universe of self-appointed, do-gooder NGOs are among the most insidious forces in modern political life. The Samaritans comes out of Kenya, and takes aim at an NGO plausibly named “Aid for Aid.” ? (That name itself guarantees repeat laughs.) ? The creator of the series explained his inspiration: There is no end to the crazy stories. I think it kind of dawned…

Pat Robertson: Ken Ham Needs to Stop Interpreting Bible Literally

Pat Robertson: Ken Ham Needs to Stop Interpreting Bible Literally

Televangelist Pat Robertson scolded Creation Museum founder Ken Ham this week and told him to stop insulting Christians by interpreting the Bible literally to explain how the Earth was formed.

Sixteen Children Rescued From Super Bowl Prostitution Ring

Sixteen Children Rescued From Super Bowl Prostitution Ring

Federal authorities rescued 16 children, ages 13 to 17 years, during a Super Bowl sex trade sting operation to stop child trafficking, arresting 45 pimps and their associates, an FBI release said Tuesday.

Phil’s scaryBigfoot tale

Phil’s scaryBigfoot tale

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